The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Jessica Biel’s boobs have a starring role in this lackluster remake that finds five entitled teenagers mocking ugly and disabled people and ignoring red flags left and right. Just saying: if you stick your arm willingly into an abandoned car’s gas tank and pull out a jar that look like it once housed an organ maybe you deserve what happens to you. Also, Frankie the dog has a mid-recording melt down. Enjoy!